A LOVE STORY
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got
to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom
broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned
over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to
have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's
too short not to enjoy... Even these silly
little
has-been jokes
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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