FRANK & HIS BREAKFAST BLUNDER

Well, I figure that my sister-in-law & my brother have earned about one million dollars or more in their lifetime....Well, my brother, Frankie, was on his way to work one morning In Hollywood, Florida....and he stopped at a little cafe and ordered eggs and bacon.......and the bill was $3.87 & Frank reached into his pocket & (low & behold) he only had $2.32...........& since the shop-keeper could not "unfry" his eggs...he told my brother to just pay him at a later date....(My brother finally finally, finally, made the decision to eat something, and he didn't have the money to pay for it).........just a funny story (in "hindsight"...probably not funny at the time.).. Love Nancy
FRANCIS WAS FINALLY GONNA "WALLOP" HIS SPOILED DAUGHTER (NANCY)

I must begin with saying that my father very rarely ever hit me (But he sure was good at lookin like he was goin to)....One evening I was yapping on the telephone for maybe about 4 or 5 hours (give or take 20 minutes) & Daddy told me several times to get off the phone (no "call waiting" in those days, ya know...I just kept on talking, (of course)....Well, Daddy came after me...he chased me around the dining room table & I sought refuge in the bathroom.....My Mom stood in front of me in the bathroom pleading for my life "Now Frank, calm down...etc, etc....Well my Dad was just not in the mood to be placated...So he took off his belt & boy did I "luck out" cause his pants fell down to his ankles (He was standing there in his boxer shorts).....Well, I think Mom started to giggle first and, to my greaf relief, my Dad just started to laugh out loud at the ridiculous scene this must have looked like (me backed up sitting on the toilet, Mom in front of me, & Daddy in his BVDs......
Nancy's reflection on John Kennedy Jr's death.......

And yes it is 5:00 pm on Saturday.....John F. Kennedy, Jr. is dead.....(He used poor judgment & flew a "Piper" plane, apparently before he knew how to do it......(He took 2 young beautiful women on that death trip..on the back of his own "ego")....Did you know that my Daddy flew a "Piper Cub", back in the "days of old"......(my Mom never went with him, she was too smart).....Well, I hope God or whomever relieves the terrible pain Mrs. Bissett must be feeling (she lost 2 daughters)........Yes, the A-hole Kennedy took his wife & her sister on this ride......My husband's main comment was "If I had all that money, I'd hire a limousine & an experienced flyer to take us to the wedding & just sit there & drink...........QUESTION OF THE DAY: Does money buy happiness or a false sense of security....& Death...those Kennedy's have certainly had their share of "funerals".......

Nancy and Dad in 1953