David and Goliath Retold:

The GOP Tea Party army had gathered for war against the women of the land. The two armies (Anti-Choice and Pro-Choice) faced each other, camped for battle on opposite sides of a steep gallery. A GOP Tea Party giant measuring over nine feet tall and wearing Senate Bill 5 upon his head came out each day for forty days, mocking and challenging the pro-choice women to fight. His name was Rick Perry and all the thinking women of the land were terrified of Rick Perry and his ilk.

One day, Wendy Davis was sent to the battle lines by the people to bring back news, about what the Texas Tea Party Governor was up to. While there, Wendy heard Perry shouting his daily defiance and saw the great fear that stirred within Pro-Choice supporters, amid their cries for help, she realized if SB5 was signed into law by Perry, the measures would close almost every abortion clinic in Texas. There was much at stake here for the women of the land.

So Wendy Davis volunteered to fight Rick Perry. Dressed in her pink running shoes, carrying a small notebook, Wendy approached Rick. The giant cursed at her, hurling threats and insults.

As the Texas Governor moved in for the kill, (pen in hand to sign this horrendous anti-women bill into law) Senator Wendy reached into her bag of words and slung several at Perry's head. Finding a hole in his head where Senate Bill 5 had been worn, the words sank into the hole and he and his SB5 fell down on the ground.

But alas, contemptible Perry was able to get to his feet and dust the notorious anti-abortion, anti-women bill off and start the whole WAR ON WOMEN again. thinkingblue